Female Armor BINGO (downloadable PDF) by OzzieScribbler (yours truly)
As a special present for Bikini Armor Battle Damage first anniversary, I present to you: Female Armor BINGO!
Feel free to use as a reference to quantify how ridiculous any female armor is.
edit: Updated the link into downloadable PDF!
Breakdown of all the squares under the cut.
Almost all of these are Guild Wars 2 in a nutshell
especially “Looks nothing like the male version of the same outfit”! xD
Let’s play with Eir stegalkin
The green dots I added to show where the idea could be seen as… “kinda yes” and “kinda no”. Her pants are not really pants, i guess, and they aren’t really a thong. They are kinda like a pair of pants but one of the legs isn’t there. The “different than male” I would say… sorta. It’s more revealing yes but other than that, it looks pretty much the same. Not totally different.
And I put that red mark there because Eir is a norn. And what she is wearing is pretty okay for her Race in harsh temperatures like the Shiverpeaks.
- Random patches of skin uncovered (that’s exactly what the boob window and bare thigh are!)
- Skin tight metal (just for the boob part)
- Booplate (yes, it is one, IMHO)
- More metal used on boots/gauntlets than vital organs (though that could be the green spot, cause I’m counting heart and major arteries in the thigh; her intestines or kidneys are safe, though!)
It’s hard to tell from those images whether or not it’s thong, so I wouldn’t count that.
So just with a boobplate, that’s a bingo.
The next guy I see/hear say ‘Where’s International man’s day? Having one for women is pointless/sexist’ will then be getting their own vagina courtesy of me and an ice pick
We do have the Boy’s Day in September here in Poland.
Nope, not the Man’s Day. Boy’s Day.
I’m not particularly peeved about that, considering we grown-ass women are constantly called “girls” and everyone expects us to like it.
You guys get to be Boys for one day a year if you want to get your box of chocolates.
We get to be Girls all year long except this one day in March when we’re women to get our box of chocolates, so don’t you dare to whine about it.
I’d rather be an oppressor than be oppressed. Because you get all sorts of great benefits being an oppressor and the…
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BLOG!
Ummm….I’m not saying I ACTIVELY oppress. I’m saying oppressors benefit from privileges that the oppressed don’t. I should have been more clear. Like, I’d rather be a man in this world than a woman, ‘cause I can get jobs and promotions easier as well not have to fear for my bodily autonomy or rights.
As well as being a white person, the worst I have to fear is getting hurt feelings, whereas a PoC has to fear for their lives, or vicious racism and the such. Same goes with being straight versus being part of the LGBT community.
I’m not saying it’s a good thing! Not at all! I don’t want to oppress or be oppressed under any circumstances! I’m just saying that one lives a much better life than the other. Sorry about the confusion.
Oh wow, I didn’t have idea it was your secondary blog. You’re one of my active followers and I didn’t see you reblog anything problematic on tankasaurus blog before, so that was unexpected.
Good thing to learn it was a misunderstanding. I apologize too.
Though hope you understand that starting a post with “I’d rather be an oppressor than be oppressed.” and then subsequently deleting it does make it look context-less and shitty.
Also, the luxury of being an oppressor goes without saying, I don’t think that we need to verbally remind that to everyone.
Saying “It sure feels good to be white/male/straight/etc., cause I get those benefits.” DOES SOUND KINDA DOUCHEY. There’s nothing to brag about. We didn’t earn it.
No-one asks us to get rid the privileges we have (in most cases it’s impossible), but to humbly acknowledge them and to fight for expanding them onto currently-unprivileged groups.
Also to not use the privilege against others, but that goes without saying too.
Ok we all agree that Frozen was a pretty shitty movie regarding racial diversity and representation, but how do you feel about it feminist message? I mean, two lead female characters can't be overlooked
it also took out multiple female characters from the original fairytale and replaced them with men, and spent more time focusing on anna and kristoff’s
underdeveloped romance than anna and elsa’s relationship. it’s really not as feminist as everyone seems to think it is.
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If the most feminist thing about the movie is having two female protagonists (and no other woman with a talking role) then… okay? It’s neither inherently bad nor inherently good. DEFINITELY NOT REVOLUTIONARY, though.
Hell, Brave was also a story about two related women who learn to show how they love each other. And even though the writing was done better, that also was not very revolutionary beyond the “let the two women to lead the story” bit.
Well, at least Brave had two secondary female characters.
I’m all for having more women stories in media, especially in stories aimed at children, but let’s not act like having female leads is all they need to have strongly feminist message. The overall context of writing also counts.
- How-to Choose
- How-to Pair w/Food
- Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class
- Basic Types of Wine
- Expanded typing of Wines
- What Temp For EachType of Wine
- Knowing Your Wine Colors
- Wine Type Descriptions
- Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."
Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.
How to be an Adult 201
i’ve been working at a liquor store that specializes in mostly wine for about 5 years, and while i’ve gained a decent amount of wine knowledge, there’s a shit ton here that i didn’t know about!
Wine is a huge and amazing and tasty world of wonder and experience and learning to pair a good wine with a meal is SO satisfying aaaaaaaaaa
filipfatalattractionrblog keep the wine references at handy for you know who.